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Thing that sucks…

Posted in: just matt, suckage by Just Matt on May 1, 2008

HaHa Ashley Simpson. First, I would like to commend you on your awesome Mustache! Way to get into the spirit. Secondly, WTG on those FANTASTIC albums sales! I’m glad even the tweeners in the world recognize you awesome ability to move your mouth on stage. Good job on the #4 spot. I suppose thats a lot better than I could ever do. A LAS, you got beat by THE FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!! ….. Good job. Now do us all a favor, retire… and go make Pete Wentz’s babies. In fact, if you can get him to retire too… You will have redeemed yourself. Well, at least a little. Ashley, you suck! And while I’m at it. Pete Wentz, You suck too. LEARN TO PLAY BASS!

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  1. well in her defense, she did beat out an underground rap group nobody but stoners and pitchfork indie douches really care about in atmosphere. sooo, congrats are totally in order for that.

    Comment by brandon — May 1, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

  2. …and portishead?

    Comment by Just Matt — May 1, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

  3. well atmosphere was # 5, soo.

    Comment by brandon — May 1, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  4. but but ashley is all over the mtvs…. soo her’s is more of an epic failure.

    Comment by Just Matt — May 1, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  5. That ‘in your head’ song was waaaay too catchy for an Ashlee Simpson song.

    Comment by foolofgold — May 1, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

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