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BEP Classics: The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane
Posted in: brandon, movies by brandon on July 23, 2008

My expensive, on demand cable just paid for itself in one fell swoop. This masterpiece was recommended to me this evening by a friend of mine (if you know me, you know the friend) and wow I’m glad I took the time to watch it. It stars the Diceman as Ford Fairlane, a rock & roll detective who’s out to find some girl/solve the murder of Vince Neil. Dice is at his most awesome here (or most obnoxious, depending on how you’d like to look at it) , with enough stupid one-liners, sexual innuendo, and ‘OH!’s to satisfy all your cravings. This film is packed with cameos as well, with the likes of Gilbert Godfried, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Tone Loc, a koala and more all showing up. Hoenstly, this movie couldn’t be any more awful, and that’s exactly why it’s amazing.
I was up all night eatin swedish meatballs..OH!!
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Man I hate Andrew Dice Clay, is he still alive, didn’t die or something at some point?
Comment by foolofgold — July 24, 2008 @ 2:55 am
umm i think he’s still alive
Comment by brandon — July 24, 2008 @ 4:11 pm
Turns out I watched, amusing flick this is.
Comment by foolofgold — July 25, 2008 @ 2:09 am