I don’t feel like there is enough negativity here in BEP land. So this is my first step to remedy that. Welcome to my new feature, ‘Things That Suck’. Here, I will be chronicling things that happen to suck in some way, shape or form. Normally it will be buried down on it’s own page, but for the first one, i’ll stick it here soo YOOOU know it’s there.

Oh Detriot ‘LOOK AT US, WE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY IN THE OFFSEASON SO WE’RE GONNA KICK ASS NOW!! SRSLY! NO REALLY, WE MEAN IT!’ Tigers. 0-7. nice work, dudes. LOL @ you.

madonna, your new 4 minutes song w/ the timberlake is just about as lame as that song a few years ago where you rapped about lattes. boy that was awful. fuck you for making shitty ass music.

Emeril!! You’re fat and annoying and you never make anything that looks appetizing and your audience is obnoxious, get the fuck off my food tv. and don’t point at me like that. BAMBMABAMMABBAM
I’ll tell you something thats awesome! This post! THINGS THAT SUCK is gonna be an awesome page, I’ve been wanting to post about something that gets on my nerves for like, the past two months, but I never have, but I will soon!
JT looks really funny in the new Mike Myers movie: http://www.theloveguru.com
hahahah. This section is just what carnivorous bears consuming humans needed. and yes, 4 mins is completely horrible. HORRIBLE!
man…you seem a little angry. emeril deserved it. but i’ll agree that madonna might be a bit old to be pole dancing like that. in a purple spandex long-sleeved swimsuit thing. gross.