crocs are the stupidest footwear trend to come along since those awful puffy boot abominations women clunk around with on their feet sometimes. you know the ones i’m talkin about. but yea man, i’m sorry to break it to you (although i think you already know) but if you wear these stupid things, you look like a douchebag. i mean, i wore badass nike sandals with socks in high school, but i didn’t know any better. i hope you get eaten by alligators, just so i can bask in the irony of it all.
yes, thats a big stupid purple 5 on the back on the NEW Fiver.
Sure, I understand the logic behind it… itll be easier for people with poor vision to see. BUT COME THE FUCK ON!!!! Show some Creativity! It looks like F’N monopoly money. They should have at LEAST added some sparkles, make it FLAMBOYANT! So boring, So blatant, So fn Purple. So SUCK!
Yeah, fuckin douchebags at my work wear them, TO WORK, with NO SOCKS. Yuck.