Today is the day my friends. The day that gamers everywhere have been waiting for. The day the world gets their fix of violence and sex and drugs and awesome in the form of one small little compact disc. I haven’t purchased this game yet, but I can’t wait to. I mean c’mon, it got a perfect 10/10 rating from IGN and NOTHING gets a 10/10 from IGN. ..well except for Soul Caliber back in like ‘99, and that game was the shit. Man, those lucky bastards at Rock Star Games might as well be printing money right now. Anyhoo, hopefully we’ll have a review up here sometime soon when someone who writes here gets around to buying it. Til’ then, if you have anything you’d like to share about the game, by all means feel free to do so in the comments. We’d love to hear what you have to say.
Wanna know what I have to say? Grand Theft Auto IV is greatness in a video game. This is the best game of the year, if another game comes out this year thats this much fun to play, I’ll buy a dopey Guitar Hero shirt from Hot Topic and wear it for two weeks straight.
At first glance, IV is much like III and all of its iterations. Updated graphics are about the only thing that seems different. Play the game for 4-5 hours and you start to notice all the small things that turn a video game into an interactive and controllable motion picture. Sex, drugs, fuck, suck, tit tees (I love how these Euro’s say titties), cock, bitch, rasta clot…the vocabulary is nothing short of any gangster movie you’ve ever seen with de Niro or Pacino in it. I’ve never gotten drunk in a video game, then had to climb in a car and attempt to drive my girlfriend home, and of course-I rear end a cop, he calls backup, they shoot my tires, box me in, yank my drunk ass out of the cart and haul me off to the local jail. And the fuckers took my knife. Thank heavens for GTA to bring the much needed video game violence back into my life. Of course I haven’t beaten it yet, but I’ll go ahead and give this a 10/10, everyone else is, why not me. And I haven’t even played the online multiplayer (BRANDON!!) yet. IGN says the online capabilities are worth $60 alone. AMERICAN FAKE TEETIES ARE WHY I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY!!
Oh, and um, I believe the online multi player is second only to GoldenEye…shits good.
i just bought it. i will be turning it on a little later tonight. i cannot wait.