Hi everybody, I’m former New York Met Keith Hernandez, but you might know me as one of the ‘no play for mr. gray’ guys you see in the commercials. Or from tv’s Seinfeld. I guess it doesn’t matter how you know Keith Hernandez, as long as you know Keith Hernandez. Anyway, I’m here today because the guys here at BEP have declared the month of May to be dedicated to the most wonderful thing ever created by God, the mustache. Over the course of the month, you’ll be seeing some of the greatest ’staches of all time and you’ll probably learn a thing or two. Oh, and guys, if you’re thinking of growing an honorary mustache in celebration of this fine event, you should go ahead and do it. I know that I, for one, wouldn’t trade mine for the world. It’s changed my life. And ladies, as always, mustache rides are 100% free. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING. I’ve got to get back to what I was previously doing before I started writing this, but I commend the BEP team for paying tribute to the source of all my super-firstbaseman powers, the mustache. Farewell everyone, and happy staching!
Your Friend, Keith Hernandez
KEEEITTTTHHHH!!! Official Spokesperson of Maystache Maynia! My Maystache was officially started today!
MINE TOO!
yup, at day four mine is looking pretty 80’s…
Yo! Check out my Mustache Hall of Fame post. It’s legendary, baby!