Hey Iris, what’s up? That’s a snazzy little mustache you’ve got there. Boy I wish I could grow one like that. It seems to be the perfect stache for doing all sorts of wonderful things..like solving mysteries. Or..um..smoking a pipe while trying to solve a..mystery. Either way, it’s a bombass stache, and we here at BEP salute you for your stachitude, Iris!
holy crap…i could solve mysteries!…or get a top hat, thin out the stache and do dastardly things like tying starlets to train tracks.