Here’s another one of those guys you can’t really have a Maystache Maynia without, as he is one of the pioneers of the Maystache. Geraldo Rivera single-handedly brought the stache to prominance through his efforts in the television business, whether that be through his wildly successful run as a daytime talk show host or as a trusted newsman orrr as a voice of reason on the Fox News channel where he portrayed a war correspondant for years during the post-9/11 shock and awe campaign. While I’m not sure if there is any truth to the rumors that his mustache acted as a terrorist/Saddam (speaking of quality maystaches…) detector for the US army, I’ve never heard anyone really try to dispell them either. Who know the mustache could also double as a bloodhound? Go Maystache!
