Follow BEP on Twitter 
so a few weeks ago, fool of gold (pictured first below) and i packed up our Maystaches and headed out west, to arizona, in a big old u-haul truck. GOOOD times.
we ate lots of this:
i drank lots of this:
we saw stuff like this:
and
and wound up here:
but just for the record, texas is huge and boring. here’s a recent satellite photo BEP has obtained of the Lone Star State:
the end.
brandon
I'm awesome..and I run this bitch.
San Antone and El Fuckin Paso ruled the roads. Badass muthertruckers.
you got that right my man
Check out this website. Some folks are growing maystaches for charity this month. Check out the site, pick out your favorite maystache, and donate to their charity.