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Ok so it’s summer, and thaaaat means it’s time for lots of ice cream and other frozen yumyums. I’m generally really lame about what I eat and I try to keep things pretty healthy-ish, so I just wanted to give some props to stuff that’s delicious in the best way I knew how..through haikus.
First off….Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sammiches.
Skinny Cow Ice Cream
Many Flavors So Tasty
And Low In Fat Too!
Oh Hi, Pudding Pop
Bill Cosby Likes To Eat You
So Too Does Brandon
No Other Chain Good
Not Like You Carvel, Oh No
I Love Your Sprinkles
brandon
I'm awesome..and I run this bitch.
Another Bear besides you likes Skinny Cows BK….not the care bear, but the Gare Bear! He eats them like potato chips.
they are soooo good