
Ok so it’s summer, and thaaaat means it’s time for lots of ice cream and other frozen yumyums. I’m generally really lame about what I eat and I try to keep things pretty healthy-ish, so I just wanted to give some props to stuff that’s delicious in the best way I knew how..through haikus.
First off….Skinny Cow Ice Cream Sammiches.
Skinny Cow Ice Cream
Many Flavors So Tasty
And Low In Fat Too!
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Oh Hi, Pudding Pop
Bill Cosby Likes To Eat You
So Too Does Brandon

No Other Chain Good
Not Like You Carvel, Oh No
I Love Your Sprinkles
Another Bear besides you likes Skinny Cows BK….not the care bear, but the Gare Bear! He eats them like potato chips.
they are soooo good