BEP Classics: The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane

My expensive, on demand cable just paid for itself in one fell swoop. This masterpiece was recommended to me this evening by a friend of mine (if you know me, you know the friend) and wow I’m glad I took the time to watch it. It stars the Diceman as Ford Fairlane, a rock & roll detective who’s out to find some girl/solve the murder of Vince Neil. Dice is at his most awesome here (or most obnoxious, depending on how you’d like to look at it) , with enough stupid one-liners, sexual innuendo, and ‘OH!’s to satisfy all your cravings.  This film is packed with cameos as well, with the likes of Gilbert Godfried, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Tone Loc, a koala and more all showing up. Hoenstly, this movie couldn’t be any more awful, and that’s exactly why it’s amazing.

I was up all night eatin swedish meatballs..OH!!