DEAR GOD, IT'S SWINE FLU

With the swine flu taking the world by storm like a boy band in the late 90s, I have decided that we here at BEP  want, no, we NEED to help. With news organizations running around like chickens with their heads cut off spreading swiney fear and the CDC doing whatever it is they do, most of the world’s bases are pretty well covered. Or..they think they do. In reality though, I think that I have discovered the antidote. In about 8 hours (that’s 12 midnite EST, just fyi), we here at BEP will unveil our comprehensive guide telling you everything thing you need to know about this horrible illness and how to protect yourself from it. Stay tuned.