With today being October 14 and the day that the aliens were supposed to be showing up here on Earth and all, I figured I’d talk about an alien movie. Ok so say you’re an American scientist up in the arctic parts of the world and there’s this chopper full of Norweeeegians who are flyin around trying to kill this dog and then they crash, would you take in the dog in an attempt to be ‘nice’ or ‘humane’? Well if you would, you’re dumb because obviously the dog was actually a parasitic alien life form who has this whacked out ability to take the identity and exact appearance of anything it’s near. Then you’d be stuck in this big mess of not knowing if any of your fellow scientists were actually the alien in disguise until it’s too late and fear and paranoia would very likely get the best of you aaaand it’d just be bad times, man. DONT TRUST ANYBODY! AHHHH!
You are on fire.