In what can only be seen as horribly unfortunate news, it seems that crunk-rockers BrokenCYDEEEEE have not managed to pass through a portal into some alternate dimension where being unequivically awful is a positive thing or fall into the mouth of a volcano since I last spoke of them.  Instead, they appear to be pressing forward in their careers, and with their record finally (LIKE OMG WTFCANTWAITLOL69BC13!!) coming out sometime soon or something, they have released upon the masses of humanity another fine piece of musical videoness. This one is called Booty Call and features some really great lyrics that I think really captures the pain and emotion and angst of being a teenager in 2009.

This shit is so retarded and so awful and I can’t wait to see how many emails or replies I get telling me how much I suck and how much Brokencyde rules because they seem to come with every hateful mention I give the band. People get so defensive sometimes. Ah well.

Anyway, since I have no shame and love the hits it will undoubtedly bring, here’s Brokencyde’s hot new joint Booty Call (featuring…….E40…….yeah, the label actually paid someone enough to guest on the track. sigh)

girl, i love your chocolate covered booty panties

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7 Responses to “Failures In Music 101: Shake It Like Chocolate Milk”

  1. foolofgold says:

    That shits unBEARable.

  2. brandon says:

    ohhh!

  3. bonebagprincess says:

    brandon, i can’t even bring myself to finish this! how terrible, it’s embarrassing how awful it is.

  4. iris ashley says:

    oh my…i…wow lol. “piece of shit” doesn’t even begin to cover it. my favorite is that apparently they like girls who wear gucci and applebottoms and yet none of those nasty skanks in the video could afford gucci and certainly none of them have enough ass for applebottoms.

  5. brandon says:

    wow. wooowww. I play in a band in Denver, and one of their.. MC’s or whatever has a super gay you’re dating my ex verbal exchange with our guitarist at a show… It was one of the most pathetic things i have ever seen. Almost as bad as their music.

  6. brandon says:

    haha

  7. SomeKindaMazda says:

    In all respect “I” could afford E-40 to do a guest vocal on like a happy birthday cd, didnt even know that guy was still alive.

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