This is Switzerland.
According to very persistent emails that keep showing up in my spam folder for some reason, I have won the Swiss lottery and those folks over there have been feverishly trying to get a hold of me to give me my winnings. Pretty awesome eh? Be jealous.
Sweet. You should move there just so you can be conscripted into the army and a get a free bike.
I could use a bike
filthy stinking rich huh? funny you should say that because it just so happens i have some prime real estate i’d like to sell you