#32 - 300

I don’t think I have met a single male who hasn’t masturbated to enjoyed 300… and then decide it would be cool to say, “tonight we dine in Hell” over and over again. *Sigh*

Good Points – special fx, Gerard Butler, violence, front kick into ‘pit of death’, people steps. WWE in movie form

Bad Points – 90 min music video, nasty naked things, annoying movie quotes, spawned Meet the Spartans

Based on Frank Miller’s graphic novel of the same title, 300 is a visually stunning action-palooza of extreme proportions. There is very little downtime, and the violence just keeps coming and coming. Sure, maybe there is some moral message hidden away in the film, but F That. 300 is pure escapism. That’s all I have to say… oh, one more thing… it is a tiny bit homoerotic… those crazy gay Spartans.