Apollo Creed?
Appollo MF’n Creed?!
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
No, No, No son, I’m Billy Dee Williams. I WAS LANDO CALRISSIAN! Not only will I be ‘Stache of the Day’. I should even be ‘Stache of the May’. Whats the reason you asked? I’m just one smoothe brotha. And when I’m not in Star Wars, fending off all of those lovely ladies, or just overall being more fresh than you; I’m downing a delicious COLT45!
And you know why?
Because I’m Billy Dee Williams, Sucka
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