I admit it. I watch American Gladiators. I like the show, so sue me. I
realize the show itself features some pretty homosexual content… But,
there has been one recent addition that has irked me since the start.
This addition is pictured above. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce
you to HURRICANE!!!! And Yes, he is one “Big Category Five Fagot”.
(from BK). Now, I’m not hating for any superficial reasons… ok… I
am actually. Check out that AWESOME hair. Its some whack multicolor
fauxhawk … pink, black, and blonde? what? Gayyeee. Not to mention,
I’m pretty sure I see some guyliner. Its like someone ate Jared Leto, a
football player, and a rainbow and then vomited them all up. Woo! GO
HURRICANE! ….
Politics. So now I have to vote for either John McCain or Barrack
Obama. Cool. THATS AWESOME! So my choices are some really old, pro war,
less than conservative/conservative. OR some really ’superfly’, african
american badass, with hardly any political experience… and no ideas
except “Yes We Can”. AWESOME! I miss Mike Gravel. At least, he was a
hip, crazy old man. (Disclaimer: These views are that of ONLY Matt, and
do not represent the views of Bears Eat People & staff) This
election is going to suck.
I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. What the hell is up with Twilight?
What is it about it that makes all little girls scream? What is it
about it that makes moms as the main actor whether he wears boxers or
briefs?! I’ve head it described as half Buffy and half Dawson’s Creek.
Which makes it only HALF sound good. Too bad the other Half sounds like
the complete suckhole of suckdom! More to follow. . . I’m not done with
Twilight.
haha i wanna ride the HURRICANE! Ow! I’m also noticing some black nailpolish going on. I’m wondering if they get a say in their “character” or if the show makes him wear that shit.
p.s. if jared leto wanted to put on some spandex and call himself hurricane, or tornado, or even dust storm i’d still hit it.
Twilight doesn’t suck.
well from a 20something male perspective, twilight does seem pretty retarded
Im not trying to hate… it just seems like trashy romance novel with vampires and teen angst. at least Buffy had some pretty awesome humor And Harry Potter had a very intriguing main plot and imagination. I’m just trying to state how silly twilight seems. (especially those of us not down with Dawson, OC, Gossip Girl, etc…)
oh, and in retrospect, i maybe trying to hate… it just seems silly.