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I would like to announce the first ever BEP friend auditions!!
Our friend, known to you readers as Just Matt, is moving to the great state of Virginia and we need someone to take his place.  Applicant must be between the ages of 26-28, be a resident of Atlanta area or be willing to relocate, have a fondness for video games, movies, and sports.  NHL fans will be accepted. The perfect applicant will enjoy hanging out and having a beer or 3 and be open to going out to restaurants and bars from time to time. Non-smoker preferred. Employment at a movie rental store a plus, as we enjoy getting free video games to play (PS3, Xbox360, and Wii).  Our new friend must be laid back and sarcastic enough to hold his own in a battle of wits as well as being thick-skinned enough to handle the occasional ribbing.  We have no timetable for finding someone, we just want to be sure the candidate chosen is perfect for the position.  If you think you fit the mold and you’d like to be our new friend, please send an email with an attached resume to bearseatpeople@hotmail.com with FRIEND AUDITION in the subject area. Thank you, and we hope to meet with you soon!