Sometimes, things pop up on the internet that need no real introduction, no set up and no witty remarks to make them stand out. Today, our own madlibs stumbled across one of those things. His name is Violent JJ. He is 5 years old and is the son of a true American musical visionary, Violent [keep on readin', baby...]
Ok so I think we can all agree that Scott Stapp is a mega-douche, but my goodness this is just bad. For whatever reason, the Florida Marlins asked his Creediness to write a theme song for the team. Luckily for us, he obliged and what you’re about to suffer through is what he managed to [keep on readin', baby...]
This should be the cover letter to all of my future new friend applications.
Hey dipshit. Way to cheat on your wife. Way to cheat on your Swedish supermodel wife with some no name butterface bar slag. You deserve a nine iron to the face, dick.
What could rival the unfortunate existence of The Juggalo you ask? ^ These Douchebags ^ It is no secret that Mtv has long since given up entirely… BUT their new series ‘Jersey Shore’ really just drives that point home. ::: rushes to dvr :::
This one is for you, Bk. It gets even stupider below: Asher Roth’s awesome song ‘I Love College’ feating Ludacris… I hate college.
Uhhh so the Miami Dolphins wanted a new theme song/fight song/wtfever song. This is what they came up with. ….really?
You might currently be asking yourself ‘what on earth do these two things have in common?’ and that would be a fair question. After all, one is a cd that only probably 347 people on the planet are actually aware of and another is a ‘horror’ film released a bunch of months ago. Obviously, the [keep on readin', baby...]
In what can only be seen as horribly unfortunate news, it seems that crunk-rockers BrokenCYDEEEEE have not managed to pass through a portal into some alternate dimension where being unequivically awful is a positive thing or fall into the mouth of a volcano since I last spoke of them. Instead, they appear to be pressing [keep on readin', baby...]
Ohhh American Apparel. It’s not that i don’t love thee… when i have 50 extra bones to blow on a hoodie you’re the first place i go! But man does Mr. American Apparel himself not give me the biggest case of The Creeps..like ever. This guy has had all sorts of sexual harassment lawsuits filed [keep on readin', baby...]
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