This should be the cover letter to all of my future new friend applications.
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This should be the cover letter to all of my future new friend applications. Hey dipshit. Way to cheat on your wife. Way to cheat on your Swedish supermodel wife with some no name butterface bar slag. You deserve a nine iron to the face, dick.
swfobject.embedSWF(“http://www.youtube.com/v/RE3RBFKPjVg&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0″, “vvq-3712-youtube-1″, “425″, “344″, “9″, vvqexpressinstall, vvqflashvars, vvqparams, vvqattributes); What could rival the unfortunate existence of The Juggalo you ask?
^ These Douchebags ^ It is no secret that Mtv has long since given up entirely… BUT their new series ‘Jersey Shore’ really just drives that point home.
::: rushes to dvr :::
This one is for you, Bk.
It gets even stupider below: Asher Roth’s awesome song ‘I Love College’ feating Ludacris…
I hate college.
swfobject.embedSWF(“http://www.youtube.com/v/OCZMQKcRI0M&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0″, “vvq-3332-youtube-1″, “425″, “344″, “9″, vvqexpressinstall, vvqflashvars, vvqparams, vvqattributes); Uhhh so the Miami Dolphins wanted a new theme song/fight song/wtfever song. This is what they came up with. ….really?
You might currently be asking yourself ‘what on earth do these two things have in common?’ and that would be a fair question. After all, one is a cd that only probably 347 people on the planet are actually [...] In what can only be seen as horribly unfortunate news, it seems that crunk-rockers BrokenCYDEEEEE have not managed to pass through a portal into some alternate dimension where being unequivically awful is a positive thing or fall into the mouth of a volcano since I last spoke of them. Instead, they appear to [...] Ohhh American Apparel. It’s not that i don’t love thee… when i have 50 extra bones to blow on a hoodie you’re the first place i go! But man does Mr. American Apparel himself not give me the biggest case of The Creeps..like ever. This guy has had all sorts of sexual harassment lawsuits filed [...] With sincerest apologies, i bring to your attention the suckfest that is Hollywood Undead. I had been sort of blissfully unaware of this whole rap/metal scene until BK brought these masked failures to my attention. I guess you call it rap/metal? …or is it rapcore? brocore? screamorap? screamorapcoremetal? Whatever it is, 15 year old kids [...] What do you get when you take an awful genre and combine it with one of the most retarded ‘rap’ songs in all of history? Why, a record deal of course! I Set My Friends On Fire is an Epitaph-signee and the “song” you’re about to listen to is allegedly the one that got them signed. [...] |
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