Before I get into tha impending vampire apocalypse, it’s important I let you know about a couple of things that have been currently ruling my life. First and foremost, I mentioned it last time, Scott [fucking] Pilgrim vs. tha [fucking] World. This movie is perfect. It really has everything. I mean let’s go from a [keep on readin', baby...]
Fonez! They’re apart of our lives. In fact, they’re part of my very well-being and income. Not because I work for a phone company or service provider…but because it’s how I communicate to my clients when slangin’ 8-Balls to 8 yr olds. But the war on drugs is for another post (because that’s obviously what [keep on readin', baby...]
You guys! So I’m in this band (kinda) called EVA and we just recorded a new song called “Pro-Wrestling Is Real; People Are Fake”. Now I’m not gonnna lie to you guys…this shit is a BANGER. Now if the fact that it’s a banger wasn’t enough it also has Rick from the bands This Is [keep on readin', baby...]
So I’m probably really late on this, cuz you know..I think rap music should burn in hell, all of it, and of course I don’t frequent MTV after midnight, but I came across this white dude talking about putting people in trunks. That’s kinda cool. But, this song is not, neither is this Mikey Whiskeyhands [keep on readin', baby...]
And it was the 22 second long teaser for George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire miniseries. I have told nearly everyone I know to read these damn books and none of you did, except James, thank you Bob. These are the dirtiest, grittiest, sexiest, most violent set of books you could ever [keep on readin', baby...]
So the other night myself and @Bazmazh were watching MTV2, please don’t ask why because I have no answer for that question. We viewed for about two hours and we came across this little video. Needless to say it was the only good thing we came across in those two hours. This band is a [keep on readin', baby...]
Notice they woke up at 1:15pm, that’s in the afternoon peoples, insane women. This is the director’s cut, lucky you guys. I love these sluts, and you’ll see why, please watch until the end.
Here we have one of my all-time favorite metal/core bands, August Burns Red. Last year they released a disc entitled Constellations that, some people, would say is their best of the three. I am one of the dudes to say no way Jose (yay Arizona). 2007′s Messengers is about the best combination of metal meets [keep on readin', baby...]
Boy I love this band. Video is like somethin straight out of an episode of Tim and Eric though. Here comes the metal. Krysta needs to grow her hair back out. btw
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