
Every job should really have training videos like these things that Dave Thomas and crew shat out back in the day: but wait, there’s more!
Good ol’ Mel Gibson and the equally unstable Christian Bale aren’t getting along these days:

This should be the cover letter to all of my future new friend applications.

I know you guys have missed this… Ok so this is almost more of a failure in music video, but the music itself is no prize either, so I figured what the heck, I’ll just go the whole nine yards with it. I found this gem on my music choice on demand tv thing today [keep on readin', baby...]

If you haven’t seen the other episodes, go look them up. One of my favorite older episodes with Charlize Theron. Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns
Watch and laugh as some dude successfully tricks his friend into thinking that he is plummeting to his untimely death. [I would seriously hate my friends forever.] See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
Really? You guys are assholes. And in other news, i just decided that i want to be cremated.