Alright. I’m gonna make this short and sweet. Alabama, Cincinnati, GA Tech, and Texas Tech..you guys all suck and you can kiss my ass. I drank your Kool-Aid and put my fantasy game picking-faith in your ability to dominate in your bowl games the way you did during the regular season, and all you bastards [keep on readin', baby...]
so a few weeks ago, fool of gold (pictured first below) and i packed up our Maystaches and headed out west, to arizona, in a big old u-haul truck. GOOOD times. we ate lots of this: i drank lots of this: we saw stuff like this: and and wound up here: but just for the [keep on readin', baby...]
Hahaha. Well I know Maystache Maynia is slowly coming to it’s end, but that doesn’t mean the girlies out there want it to end any more than I do. Say hi to Luisa! No, this isn’t a fancy Urban Outfitters ad or something, this is a specially created picture - a BEP exclusive! This big [keep on readin', baby...]
Now listen here . Y’all done and riled the baddest hombre this side of arkansas my man. So if y’all got any brains a-tall you best be moseyin on back to where y’all done came from. Y’all can start y’alls maystaches from scratch, but I’m the head honcho round these parts so I get me [keep on readin', baby...]
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