Aug 312009
The Fourth Kind Trailer

Movies about actual events are some scary shit… but movies with like, video evidence of the actual events in the actual movie is like, next level scary shit. So long Close Encounters Of The Third Kind… this is the FOURTH kind. “The 4th Kind is a fact-based thriller involving an ongoing unsolved mystery in Alaska, [keep on readin', baby...]

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Aug 282009
Wendy Is Batshit Crazy

i blatantly stole this from worstpreviews, buuut it made me giggle because, well cmon, the woman just looks like a nutcase… “Friends and neighbors are coming forward about the mental state of Shelley Duvall, who co-starred opposite Jack Nicholson in “The Shining” and Robin Williams in “Popeye.” Several Blanco, Texas residents have voiced their concerns [keep on readin', baby...]

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The UK Sure Does Have The Crop Circle Market Cornered

Isn’t this sweet? 600 foot jellyfish lookin crop circle just turned up over there across the sea and apparently it’s the biggest one that’s ever shown up.  How cool is that though? Sure, I know that most of the crop circles of the world are probably just manmade hoaxes, but like, what if they’re not? [keep on readin', baby...]

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Bears At The Movies: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Alright so I haven’t done one of these in a long time because I haven’t seen a new movie in a long time – The Strangers was  probably the last movie I saw in the theater..or was it the Happening? I dunno. Doesn’t matter much either way I reckon. So the latest movie to get [keep on readin', baby...]

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Oct 142008

i give you the alien thing i made mention to in the thing post, this is from the ‘federation of light’, as dictated to some australian medium named blossom goodchild. google her name or october 14 aliens and get immersed in the nonsense. it’d be funny if this were just some video game viral campaign [keep on readin', baby...]

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The Thing

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Oct 142008
The Thing

With today being October 14 and the day that the aliens were supposed to be showing up here on Earth and all, I figured I’d talk about an alien movie. Ok so say you’re an American scientist up in the arctic parts of the world and there’s this chopper full of Norweeeegians who are flyin [keep on readin', baby...]

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They Live

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Oct 112008
They Live

Ahhh, John Carpenter’s They Live. Shitty movies don’t get much more awesome than this. This thing stars former pro wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper as a drifter who stumbles upon this big conspiracy involving these aliens who control the world and who are doing so by subliminally sending messages like ‘stay asleep’ and ‘submit to authority’ [keep on readin', baby...]

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