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Apr 262009
If you’ve been a follower of BEP for a while, you’ll remember that almost a year ago, BEPer fool of gold and I drove across the country and I provided you all with a satellite image I obtained from NASA directly of our trip through Texas. That image looked like this…. Well, as some of [keep on readin', baby...]
Feb 012009
Alright, so we here at BEP are as excited for the Super Bowl as the next guy. Personally, I think the Steelers are too solid a team to not take this game, but some might argue that the lackluster Cardinals and all their stupid bandwagon fans and douchey Kurt Warner (HEY DID U KNOW HE [keep on readin', baby...]
Nov 062008
Jogger runs a mile with rabid fox biting her arm Associated Press Wednesday, November 05, 2008 PRESCOTT, Ariz. — Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal’s jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office says the [keep on readin', baby...]
Oct 242008
So the other night (October 21) myself, Shannon and the Bobbitt went to the Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, AZ for an Evening with Metallica. This was my first time seeing the metal goliaths, it was Shannon’s first time as well, but James’ second time around. If you would have asked me five years ago if [keep on readin', baby...]
Sep 152008
There’s a guy pushing a tv down the street in a stroller right now outside my window. Wait a second. He dropped the tv. Now he has left the tv on the sidewalk and has taken his stroller and moved on. Shame. And if someone would shut the dogs upstairs up, I will gladly pay [keep on readin', baby...]
Guys! I’ve got some sad news. I’m packing up the family truckster and going out to arizona for a few days with fellow blogger Fool Of Gold. I know you’re super worried about what will happen with your favorite blog on the interweb while i’m away. WELL, our own Matt will be posting more frequently [keep on readin', baby...]