File this under: Things i would do if i had more friends! In honor of THE MANIA… I think everyone out in BEP land should be throwing their very own ‘stache parties. And look, I’ve already done all the work for you! All you have to do is print out this awesome bandit era Burt [keep on readin', baby...]
from a recent convo about vince vs mick and mimi. the other party shall remain unidentified due to the extreme pwnage they received. i don’t wanna embarass folks here. xxxxxxx(1:26:24 AM): And you’ll be happy to know that my friends (that suck) agree with you…”vince seems like a violent drunk, the party would end 2 hours [keep on readin', baby...]
I would like to announce the first ever BEP friend auditions!! Our friend, known to you readers as Just Matt, is moving to the great state of Virginia and we need someone to take his place. Applicant must be between the ages of 26-28, be a resident of Atlanta area or be willing to relocate, [keep on readin', baby...]
Every few weeks, I seem to go through spurts of not really having anything at all to write about on here. I wish more of the bums that are supposed to be my supporting cast would post ANYthing, but they don’t, so as my moods go, as goes this site. The brief period of political [keep on readin', baby...]

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