Ugh. With a name like Mikey Whiskeyhands, you know it’s gonna be brutal. This douchelord is from San Diego, and I’ve always heard that they do things differently in California, but I never really get used to how much some of those different things suck. This shit is so stupid, it kiiiinda makes me wish [keep on readin', baby...]
So a few minutes ago, I decided to visit my little website here and what I saw on the left sidebar really got me excited (no homo). I see the faces of Jordan and Joey and Donnie and Danny and Jonny or whatevs and some words informing me that their IQ is 120 and if [keep on readin', baby...]
Meet Danni. She’s one of our loyal California BEP readers who was simply aching to get involved with our huge Maystache spectacular. Actually, she sent me this a few days ago, but I’ve been out and about spreading the Maystache goodwill around my hometown this weekend, so this is my first chance to get it [keep on readin', baby...]
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