An Ode To The New Flavor Of  Sun Chips (In Haiku Form)

Peppercorn Ranch, Yum
You Are Still Tough To Find Here
I Have A Bag Though

I know you guys have all tasted my addictive and delicious chips, but I bet you never really paid all that much attention to me. Well bitches, here I am. I’m the star of this brand, whether the company likes it or not. Pringles would not be the brand they are today without me, that’s for damn sure. Heck, they even used my name for the chips!! But let’s get back to the meat and potatoes of this post. I am Mr. Pringle and I have a badass maystache. Look at that shit! It’s so great because when I eat my tasty chips, I get chip residue in my stache and then I get to relive the flavors for the rest of the day. Awesome!!