May 292009
Stache Of The Day: Freddie Mercury

As our annual Maystache event slowly approaches it’s finale, today’s stache is one of the more famous in musical history. Freddie Mercury, the late legendary singer of Queen, rocked one helluva stache and I’d like to think it helped him achieve rock & roll divinity in some tiny way. In tribute to Freddie, here’s my [keep on readin', baby...]

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May 122009
Stache Of The Day: Doc Louis

Who? This guy.. Little Mac’s trainer from  Mike Tyson’s Punch Out! Dude helped Mac make it to the top, and surely his stache powers helped things along. BUTTTTTT the real reason for posting this is so I can show you the new commercial for Nintendo’s NEW Punch Out game, this time on the super fun [keep on readin', baby...]

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Eff You, Swine Flu

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May 012009
Eff You, Swine Flu

Earlier today, I promised you all the BEP guide to avoiding coming down with the dehabilitating disease that is SWINEEEE FLUUUUU. I come through with my promises. It’s really a very simple procedure. First of all, there are 3 things you must avoid… 1. You must avoid hanging out with other dudes who have swine [keep on readin', baby...]

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May 012009
It's Time For MAYSTACHE MAYNIA!!!

For one year (or at least 11 months), you have waited for this moment to come once again. I know you have.  I have too. Today is May 1st, and that can only mean that the time has come to begin the month-long celebration of one of the most awesomely awesome things in the world, [keep on readin', baby...]

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May 012008
It's Maystache Maynia!

Hi everybody, I’m former New York Met Keith Hernandez, but you might know me as one of the ‘no play for mr. gray’ guys you see in the commercials. Or from tv’s Seinfeld. I guess it doesn’t matter how you know Keith Hernandez, as long as you know Keith Hernandez. Anyway, I’m here today because [keep on readin', baby...]

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