Apr 302009
DEAR GOD, IT'S SWINE FLU

With the swine flu taking the world by storm like a boy band in the late 90s, I have decided that we here at BEP  want, no, we NEED to help. With news organizations running around like chickens with their heads cut off spreading swiney fear and the CDC doing whatever it is they do, [keep on readin', baby...]

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Nov 092008

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May 242008
Stache of the Day: Geraldo

  Here’s another one of those guys you can’t really have a Maystache Maynia without, as he is one of the pioneers of the Maystache. Geraldo Rivera single-handedly brought the stache to prominance through his efforts in the television business, whether that be through his wildly successful run as a daytime talk show host or [keep on readin', baby...]

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