Eff You, Swine Flu

Posted by brandon at 12:39 am 5 Responses »
May 012009
Eff You, Swine Flu

Earlier today, I promised you all the BEP guide to avoiding coming down with the dehabilitating disease that is SWINEEEE FLUUUUU. I come through with my promises. It’s really a very simple procedure. First of all, there are 3 things you must avoid… 1. You must avoid hanging out with other dudes who have swine [keep on readin', baby...]

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HEAR YE HEAR YE

Posted by brandon at 11:00 pm 1 Response »
Dec 122008

I would like to announce the first ever BEP friend auditions!! Our friend, known to you readers as Just Matt, is moving to the great state of Virginia and we need someone to take his place.  Applicant must be between the ages of 26-28, be a resident of Atlanta area or be willing to relocate, [keep on readin', baby...]

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Hi!

Posted by brandon at 9:56 pm 1 Response »
Nov 102008
Hi!

Every few weeks, I seem to go through spurts of not really having anything at all to write about on here. I wish more of the bums that are supposed to be my supporting cast would post ANYthing, but they don’t, so as my moods go, as goes this site.  The brief period of political [keep on readin', baby...]

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