LISTEN UP BROTHER. THE HULKSTER HERE TO TELL ALL YOU LITTLE HULKAMANIACS THAT I’VE BEEN FORGETTING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ALL THESE YEARS, DUDE. YA SEE, I’VE TOLD YOU ABOUT TAKING YOUR VITAMINS AND SAYING YOUR PRAYERS, BROTHER, BUT I HAVEN’T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT GROWING A KILLER MUSTACHE, BROTHER. THE STACHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE [keep on readin', baby...]