Mar 262010
Guns! Razors! Knives!

I suppose I probably should have posted this a few weeks ago when it first ‘dropped’, but better late than never, right? This tune, ‘Rocket Skates’, comes from the band’s upcoming record (‘Diamond Eyes’), and it’s pretty rockin. But guys, this tune is nothing compared to the awesomeness of the rest of the record. So [keep on readin', baby...]

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Things That Suck: The Maystache Edition

The Soul Patch. No, not necessarily Howie Mandel..this time. He gave us Bobby’s World after all. Anyway. Clearly the lamest of all facial hair options, the soul patch, as a stand alone feature, is flat out retarded. It just makes you look like a total tool. Grow a beard, grow a mustache, grow a goatee [keep on readin', baby...]

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Hey Laaaadies!

Posted by brandon at 5:19 pm 4 Responses »
May 022008
Hey Laaaadies!

I’m a little bit worried that all the ladies here at BEP might feel a bit left out by this month-long tribute to the mustache. It was brought to my attention by my friend Emma that many of you might feel that we are being discriminatory. I assure you, this is not the case. We [keep on readin', baby...]

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