Twilight Dildo

Posted by madlibs at 12:56 pm 2 Responses »
Aug 212009
Twilight Dildo

[photo via videogum.com] No… this isn’t a joke. Now you can finally expericence what it feels like to have sex with a real life vampire! This whole obsession with the undead thing has gone way too far… “Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience. [keep on readin', baby...]

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Score One For The 'New Moon' Director

“Director Chris Weitz has confirmed to HitFix.com that Radiohead’s Thom Yorke and Bon Iver will be contributing all-new tracks to the film Twilight Saga: New Moon. Weitz is still hoping to get Kings Of Leon.” Seriously guys?

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"I'm goin huntin"

Posted by bazmazh at 11:32 pm 2 Responses »
Apr 142009
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Aug 032008
Things that Suck!

I admit it. I watch American Gladiators. I like the show, so sue me. I realize the show itself features some pretty homosexual content… But, there has been one recent addition that has irked me since the start. This addition is pictured above. Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you to HURRICANE!!!! And Yes, he [keep on readin', baby...]

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