HOYTS COMMIN SOON MANN!

I GOTZ TA TEL U GUYZ SOMTHIN, TWODAYS THE BES DAY IN THEE WORLD EVER CUZ NOTT ONLYS THER A NESCAR RASE UP AT MARTINSVILLL, BUT MAN THRES ALSOO THE RASSLEMANNIA TONITE!! THEE ONL ONLY WAY 2DAY WONT BE AWWSUM IS IF THAT HOMMO TONY RANBOW STUWART WINS…..GO JOONER! NUMBER 88!! I DRANK MEWTON DEW NOW TOO CUZ DALE DRINKS IT FER HIS RACIN. AN MAN I LOV JON CENA, U CANT SEE ME MAN! GIME A HELL YEA! HELL YEEA! LOL! STONE CLOD STNE COLD!! STUNNNER! I EWSED TO RELL LIKE JAKE DA SNAKK ROBBINS CUZ HE WAS A TUF SOMBITCH LIKE HOYT IS. LOL. IM GON GO TO HOOTRS AND WATCH THE WRESSLIN AND MAYBEE SCOPE OUT SUM HOTTEYS HOYT MITE BE WANTIN TO GIV A TOUR OF HISS DUBBLE WIDE TO L8R TONITE IF U NO WUT IM SAYIN. BUT NEWAY IM GONA GO TO HOOTERS AN DRINKK A HOYTWISER AN MAYBEE OOPN A CAN OF GUD OL FASHEND TEXAS WOOP ASS ON SUM BUFFLO WANGS AN ROOT JON CENA ON TO VIKTRY OVER TRPPLE H AND RANNY ORTEN.  LAST WEK I WUZ OUT FISHEN AN I COT A RELLY BIG BASS AN ATE IT. MOREL OF THEE STORI IS THET TAPE AINT STICKYY NO MOR ONCE U USE ITT TO CLEN MUD OFF A MOOCOW